Magnus Bane
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The High Warlock of Brooklyn
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Post by Magnus Bane on Nov 4, 2012 9:39:01 GMT -5
Welcome to my apartment. I host parties here - Downworlders only. Shadowhunters may be admitted as long as they do not try to murder my guests. I only ask that you refer to me as 'Magnus the Magnificent' and try to get along.
Yes, Vampires and Werewolves - that means you. If I have to ref for one of your dumb fights fifty million times during one of my parties...again...I'm going to suspend you all in midair for the duration of my party. You can be assured that you will be very, very close to one another.
I take clients and solve problems...well, the problems that I deem fit. I hope that you all will realize that I have a life, too, and that in the morning I am desperately in need of at least two hours of personal time.
I'd love to say that it was a pleasure meeting you all, but it wasn't. And frankly, when I see any of you again, it will be far, far too soon.
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